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Let the Hate Mail Fly

I meant to do this months and months ago, but I never got around to it, and then I forgot about it altogether.  But, I thought it would serve me for posterity’s sake to document the hilarious correspondance between me and my blog’s biggest fan: Shannon.  Shannon found my post about Tintin (check it here) by who-knows-what means, and he was so incensed by what he read there that he was motivated to leave this amazingly insightful and simply devastating comment:

Hey Mate,

You could blab on about the errors of Tintin all your life, but nothing is this article is even remotely important. For one, the reason tintin does not find sex is because it is simply not important. Tintin comics are about adventure, and thats exactly what they offer. I think you should really stop wasting your time with such rediculous articles. Please stop publishing this bullshit. You are a fucking weirdo! Why would you talk about tintin possibly being homosexual? IT DOES NOT MATTER!!! If it was important herge would have highlighted it, but he didnt, so ITS NOT..

GET A LIFE..
Realizing I had clearly met my intellectual better, I aimed for a peaceful resolution to the disagreement by sending Shannon the following email:

Dear Shunun,
Thank you for your recent comment posting on the ChancePress blog.  Unfortunately, due to the large amount of hate mail I receive here at ChancePress Global Headquarters, I cannot reply to each insane, profanity-laden diatribe individually.  However, I do want you to know that I appreciate you taking the time to post a bizarrely angry rant on the ChancePress blog, and I hope to hear from you again soon.

Your friend,
Jordan

Unfortunately, Shannon (or Shunun, as he called himself in the comment) was not to be satisfied by a mere form letter, responding curtly:

dude, fuck off, i dont even know you!

Having thusly disposed of my initial overture, I responded with the following, never to hear from Shannon further:

Of course you do.  I’m the “fucking weirdo” who you asked to “please stop publishing this bullshit” on my blog entry about Tintin.  You can’t insult and swear at someone on their blog and then expect never to hear from them again.  It’s just bad form.

Your friend,
Jordan

So, what is the point of this, 17 months later?  Well, I was going through my blog comments, and I realized that I had meant to make a bigger deal out of my first ever hate mail (and really, my only hate mail, although I count being publicly “humiliated” on a tattoo enthusiast forum to be an oblique form of hate mail, or at least hatred).  It seems kind of petty and silly now, but I guess that in the wake of the “boring shit” scandal on checkoutmyink.com, it should mean that my blog can’t be all that boring if it is capable of inspiring at least one person to Shannon’s level of anger.

Next round is on me.

APE 09 Day One Wrap-Up Clever Title Thingy

I woke up this morning on 5 hours sleep 45 minutes before my alarm went off, because I was that excited about this year’s Alternative Press Expo in San Francisco.  Immediately upon waking up, I annoyed my wife by humming “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year” incessantly until I got out of bed to go get my books together.

Readers of my blog are well aware of how I am ridiculously obsessive to the point of insanity, manifested by my ability to write a blog that stands alone as a monument to boredom-inducing word slurry (at least according to a forum of tattoo enthusiasts called “checkoutmyink.com”).  So, it should come as a surprise to no one that I have been preparing for APE for over a month, creating a database of every comics and art anthology I own so that I can enter a list of names of people who will be appearing at the convention and have the database spit out a list of books in which said convention guests appear.  This enables me to maximize my signature gathering with minimal effort (except for the up-front investment).  So, I headed off to APE with a few totebags full of books, and my signing list – organized by signing times, of course.

A more complete wrap-up will follow (because fuck knows the world needs one of those, especially a painfully verbose one from me), but here are my thoughts on APE so far:

  • Cheers to Fantagraphics for assembling an amazing cast of artists to sign books – they win the prize for best signing roster.
  • Jeers to Drawn and Quarterly for not posting a signing schedule prior to the event.  How are insanely obsessive collectors supposed to organize their database-generated signing lists according to signing times in advance?
  • While chatting with R. Sikoryak while he was graciously signing some anthologies, he mentioned a Drawn and Quarterly anthology that was – GASP – not in my database. Thankfully, APE runs over two days, so I can get this book signed tomorrow.  However, he hilariously then told me that I should create a list of all the anthologies I own and then cross-check it against all the artists who would appear at the event.  He was kidding.  Of course, I showed him my signing list and he laughed, but he also seemed scared.
  • Dash Shaw did PAINTINGS on the cover of his new book.  I contemplated buying ten copies and putting them in some kind of enormous box frame, but the urge passed.  Still, watching him paint (like, with actual paint brushes) (and apply glitter glue) was the highlight of the day for me.
  • I just realized that “Hash Wads” is an anagram of Dash Shaw’s name.
  • Watching Anders Nilsen draw sketches is like watching the ocean from the beach.  I will upload pictures of some of the drawings he did in the books I foisted on him (there were over ten – yes, I am a nightmare), but those familiar with his art will know what I’m talking about.  Adding little, tiny lines here and there over and over and over and over until a barren, beautiful scene materializes on the page… it’s hypnotic to watch.
  • Best find of the day – A limited edition (40 copies) Matt Furie book, hand sewn by Aiyana Udesen.  It is printed entirely using an Epson photo printer, so the quality is outstanding, and of course, the art is phenomenal.  I think I like his work so much because he packs an unbelievable amount of detail into each character that he draws, making his art technically mesmerizing.  However, at the same time, it usually just makes me laugh, or at least smile.  Plus, next to his signature on the rear flyleaf, there is a picture of Pepe from Boy’s Club.
  • Speaking of Boy’s Club, the new issue (Boy’s Club 3 )has been out for a few weeks, and I have tried really hard to buy this book.  First, I checked out Giant Robot, but they hadn’t received it yet.  Then, I tried at Comic Relief (twice), but the were out of it both times.  So today, I finally bought a copy, and then I left it on a table somewhere while I was getting a different book signed.  I guess I’ll have to try a 5th time to own this damn book.
  • Lots of art this year – even more than last year.  The Concourse exhibit hall has a main section in the center, and then a raised section on either side.  One of the side sections is mostly art, while the other one is mostly self-published comics.  I kind of want to put a sign up at the front with an arrow pointing toward the comics that says “NERDS” and one pointing toward the art that says “HIPSTERS”.
  • This APE had a lot to live up to after last year’s.  With Buenaventura releasing Kramers Ergot 7 and featuring an epic signing panel (Chris Ware, Jaime Hernandez, Matt Groening, Dan Clowes, etc.), plus the release of Acme Novelty Library 19 and Chris Ware’s pretty rare presence at a convention in the first place, I was prepared for this one not to be as good.  But, in the absence of things like waiting in line for an hour to get Jimmy Corrigan signed, and without the logistical complication of carrying around a 16″ x 21″ book for two full days, I had time to check out some other stuff and to pick up some books from authors I hadn’t heard of before (like Andrice Arp, who was signing issues of Mome, or Emilie Ostergren, who was signing her new book at Buenaventura’s table).  Plus, other highlights listed above of the Shaw or Nilsen variety, as well as D&Q’s release of the new Marc Bell book really came together to make this an epic first day of APE.
  • Finally, two comics that I can’t say enough good things about.  Both are from Buenaventura: Eric Haven’s “The Aviatrix # 1″ and Lisa Hanawalt’s “I Want You #1″.  I’ve read both of them twice since I got home, and they kick ass.  Eric Haven puts himself in every story a la any run-of-the-mill autobiographical comic, but his stores are far from autobiography (or if they are, Eric Haven is the most interesting guy on the planet)… and the fantasy scenarios are both visually stunning and inventive.  And also hilarious.  As for Lisa Hanawalt’s book, I don’t really know what to say – I have a feeling I will read it 100 more times and still laugh at things like “I Endorse He-Horse” or sex bugs or “hat that is floppy and then also has a shoe” or “the epoxy dispenser.”  Also, the book is beautifully illustrated in  what comics historians will surely term “an elegant mash-up of the DIY comics sensibility and a fine-art aesthetic.”

Okay, that about covers my first day impressions.  Maybe I won’t write I wrap up of the show in general, because this was supposed to be a few bullet points and now it’s 1200 words.  Anyway, I’ll post pictures soon.

(Also, if this blog ends up getting linked somewhere and you stumbled upon it, please cut me some goddamned slack (unlike those tattoo people) and keep in mind that I don’t consider myself a journalist or an authority or important or even particularly intelligent, and that this blog is mostly just an outlet for my obsessive ruminations about book collecting.)

Apparently, “Zine” is a fairly loose term…

Is it even worth apologizing to the handful of people who actually read this blog regularly, rather than finding it by googling “codex seraphinianus serafini surrealism” or “chicks who read mcsweeney’s juno ellen page” that I last promised updates 6 months ago and haven’t written a word since?  I was going to post my reactions to the California International Book Fair For Snooty Snoots, but I decided not to, since I was kind of disappointed once it was over.  I had been building the event up in my mind for months and months, and I was there with a pretty hefty amount of cash in hand ready to spend… and the rare books were incredible to behold, but the attitude from the booksellers was about as pleasant as the driving rain that began leaking through the roof on the last day.   Look, it’s a recession and everyone is feeling shitty; my pockets aren’t exactly overflowing with money these days, and yet I still made it a point to spend four days at the book fair and as much money as I could afford, so why was every asshole in a blazer and wire-rimmed glasses acting like the world was ending?  Maybe if more of these jerks took a page from Jeff Maser or James Musser’s book and encouraged people like me (age/income level, I mean) to explore the hobby of dumping every last penny into rare books, the industry would be able weather a recession a little better.  Then, maybe the book fair would feel more like a celebration of books, rather than a celebration of snobby and condescending looks at everyone who didn’t fit the profile of a rich white asshole ready to sink whatever real estate money he squirrled away before the bubble busrt into a first edition of Joyce’s Ulysses.

So, this explains the lack of an update, in a nutshell: I felt shit on by my own hobby, and it was made pretty clear to me by the participants at the fair that these are *not* my people, and they quietly tolerate me, as long as I plan to spend money; however, we will most certainly *not* be bonding over a shared love of books, that’s for sure.  (Sorry about the long sentence.)  Luckily, there are alternatives, in the form of events like the San Francisco Zine Fest and the Alternative Press Expo.  Obviously, these events aren’t quite analogous – the average price of something at the Zine Fest or at Ape is around $10, while that’s closer to $500 at the book fair.  And most of the zinesters and small press comics people do it as a hobby, whereas it really might be some guy’s mortgage on the line if he has a bad book fair.  But still, the recession affects everyone, and it might even be said that rare books are better able to weather a recession, because rich people have a nasty habit of staying rich, even when everyone else isn’t.  However, if you look at the average socioeconomic level of people at APE or the Zine Fest, they’re people who make a living, but who most likely don’t have the disposable income to fritter away (if by “fritter away” you mean “invest wisely”) on various printed matter.

All this aside, the bottom line is that the book fair was dour, stodgy, and unfriendly, while events like APE, the Zine Fest, and I would guess shows like MOCCA in New York or SPX in DC are more like celebrations of creative arts.  Now, maybe the key difference is that these latter events celebrate things people made, rather than things that people are flipping for profit.  Again, though, I don’t buy it.  I had always imagined book dealing to be a career one undertakes in order to merge hobby and profession – because you’re a book lover, you make books your career so you can be around them all the time.  Otherwise, why do it?  The profit margin is shit, the sales are sporadic, you’re forced to run your business on insane lines of credit in order to make meaningful acquisitions – if you have a mind for that kind of stuff and just want to make money, why not trade stocks or something that it’s actually easy to sell?  I love showing people my book collection, because I’m excited about the books I have, and I can’t imagine this wouldn’t carry over into selling, if I were to make selling books a career choice.  So where was this excitement at the mecca of fine books?

By contrast, walk by any table of xeroxed and stapled comics, rants, reviews, interviews, etc., and the proprietor will excitedly tell you about his/her work, even though this person probably *lost* money at the fair.  I happily stumbled upon a table run by Geoff Vasile (easily the best self-published cartoonist I have ever come across, and a hilarious mean-sprited antidote to the bland autobiographical “read about my stupid life” comics that are in vogue), and as I put on my best fanboy lame-o act, I thought to myself how he’s charging me $3 for a nicely produced comic, complete with 3-color silkscreened cover and acting downright grateful about it, and when I expressed interest in a $500 book at the book fair, I was met with complete indifference.

APE, last November and coming up in mid-October this year, had a similar vibe.  There’s some crossover with the Zine Fest, since APE caters to a lot of self-publishers, but bigger oufits like Fantagraphics and Drawn & Quarterly show up there too.  I had never been before, but everyone there was insanely friendly, with the Fantagraphics people profusely thanking me for buying $40 worth of books and giving me “great to see you”s and “thanks so much for coming out”s.  And shit, they publish PAPER BOOKS,  which is to say, a dying medium, recession or not.

Now (as per usual, nearly 1000 words in), the point of the title of this post: I wasn’t really sure what to expect at the Zine Fest (well, besides lots of staples and xerox copies).  I wanted to check it out, but I didn’t realize that there was going to be so much art there – silkscreening, inkjet prints, letterpressing, etc.  It really went beyond what I thought of as Zines back when I religiously read something called “The Joy of Laura” back in high school (it was a punk rock zine, not a thing about some girl named Laura).  We (meaning my wife, and trusty, patient companion) stopped by Theo Ellsworth’s table and bought two signed inkjet prints and a book (which, true to comic artist form, he painstakingly signed with a cool drawing), two things I didn’t even expect to see there.

Aside from the two cartoonists/artists mentioned (that’s Geoff Vasile and Theo Ellsworth again, and you should definitely google both of those names to learn more), the highlight of the show for me was “Two Fine Chaps,” a small press/fine press run by, erm, two upstanding gentlemen.  I don’t need to advertise for them (www.twofinechaps.com does well enough), but they make painstakingly crafted artist books with an insane amount of handwork, and they sell their stuff for way less than I think it’s worth, especially considering what most fine press stuff goes for these days.  I ended up spending most of our money until the next paycheck on two of their books (signed edition – yes; deluxe edition – of course, dick), because I couldn’t let awesomeness like that go unpurchased.

So, in conclusion: Congrats to the organizers of the Zine Fest – it was a rad event full of rad stuff with a rad vibe, and I can’t wait for next year’s.  Chance Press will probably have a table there, too, so watch out!

Pictures!

Two Fine Chaps - An accordion book with removable spine, hand cut text sections, and incredible art

Two Fine Chaps - An accordion book with removable spine, hand cut text sections, and incredible art

Another Two Fine Chaps Masterpiece - But to get it bound in boards, you need to drop the big dollars

Another Two Fine Chaps Masterpiece - But to get it bound in boards, you need to drop the big dollars

Interior spread - to answer your 3 questions, 1) yes it is letterpressed, 2) yes, it folds out into a four-panel drawing, and 3) yes, the art is infuckincredible

Colophon page - dig the signatures, and note that the stuff in color was done... wait for it... by HAND

Colophon page - dig the signatures, and note that the stuff in color was done... wait for it... by HAND

Theo Ellsworth to the max - 2 prints and a book

Theo Ellsworth to the max - 2 prints and a book

He drew this in my copy of the book - what did he draw in yours?  Oh right, NOTHING.

He drew this in my copy of the book - what did he draw in yours? Oh right, NOTHING.

New Geoff Vasile comic - Silkscreen up front, sketch around back.

New Geoff Vasile comic - Silkscreen up front, sketch around back.

ChancePress vs. Wikipedia

I had pretty much expected that the link I put on the Codex’s Wikipedia page would get deleted fairly quickly.  What I didn’t realize is that it would get deleted immediately… apparently, Wikipedia snuffs out all links to blogs right away, and then users who choose to look at the page history can go through the revisions that added these links and decide whether or not to reinstate them.

Well, I’m happy to report that the score is now CHANCEPRESS 1, WIKIPEDIA 0.  A friendly Wikipedia user by the name of Gwern justified restoring the link to my article with this glowingly positive review: “that looks like a great essay on the book, so restore.”  Restore indeed, Gwern!

That little link has been a goldmine for driving traffic to this site, sending by ten(s) of users every month!

PS- Read the post below… I’m promising myself I’ll write a real entry tomorrow, and it’s all going to be based on your vote(s)!

Future Posts that may or may not get Written

Well, due to my slothful ways, I have built up quite a backlog of posts that I want to write… even posts I meant to write, but that I didn’t ever get around to writing.  So, I thought, what better thing to do than to list them here on this page (that no one will ever go to) so my reader(s) can vote on which ones would be the most interesting for me to write when I finally get around to it?  (Turns out, there are plenty of better things to do, writing more posts being chief among them).

Anyway- here’s what’s in the cerebral sewage line:

  • The Bookseller Chronicles Vol. 1: The Most Condescending Guy in the World
  • My Favorite Books, Explained in a Verbose Manner, Vol. 3: Chagall in the lines
  • Indiana Jordan and the Lost Illustrations of Etimologiario
  • The Bookseller Chronicles Vol. 2: The Least Condescending Guy in the World
  • The Double-Headed Chicken on an Acid Green Cart Sculpture: What Serafini Does When he Think’s I’m not Looking
  • My Favorite Books, Explained in a Verbose Manner, Vol. 4: Jimland Novelties
  • Yes I Died a Little Inside when Juno Coined “Nerdy Chicks who Read McSweeney’s” as a Cultural Trope, but I Suppose I Could see it Coming
  • My Sense of Social Superiority Comes Mostly from the Original Luke Chueh Drawing I got for Free